Hymnal Bypass

The other night, I was trying to remember the title of a hymn that was sung in church. Now, I am not a big fan of singing hymns, but I do appreciate the words and the message of some hymns. So, I asked my wife if she could help me, and we started thinking of all the hymns we knew. My wife then began to sing all of those hymns that we both had sung 4,378,988 times, culminating in a harmonic rendition of "Just As I Am." The first verse went off without a hitch, but the second...the second...well, I'll just type the new "Red Britton Version."


"Just as I am
and waiting not
to rid my soul
of one blod clot..."

Ha-larious. :)